hansolocareer:

I’m HOLLERING

shareecherie:

I didn’t figure out my passion or what may bring me the most joy until well into age 27. Looking back on the stress of 18-26, it would have made no sense for me to settle into anything else and I wouldn’t have been ready to settle into what I love back then either. Some of us “bloom” later. Have compassion and patience with yourself, but be proactive.

a guide to uk cities for foreign people

thescholarsruminations:

manchester: gays. you will probably get mugged.

liverpool: like manchester, but less gay. you will definitely get mugged.

newcastle: probably quite good for canadians as exists in permafrost and has never left the 90s.

leeds: it’s a lot cheaper than london

bradford: leeds but awful

nottingham: gun death capital of the uk!

derby: intense rivalry with nottingham, literally no one else in the country or world gives any fucks about this.

hull: violently resist anyone who attempts to take you here

leicester: i’m not sure this is a real place

york: this is an illustration from the top of a christmas biscuit assortment

birmingham: NO.

brighton & hove: more gays. is only a pretend city. mild to moderate chance of mugging. contains some deeply annoying hippies. basically if san francisco was british.

portsmouth: there is literally nothing here.

southampton: exactly the same as portsmouth but smells of off milk

bristol: you have a 1 in 10 chance of ending up in a bbc recording. everyone sounds like a farmer or bob marley.

cardiff: you have a 1 in 5 chance of ending up in a bbc recording, and a 1 in 3 chance of being glassed.

plymouth: post apocalyptic wind tunnel full of drunk sailors pissing on depressed hookers. do not enter.

penzance: everyone here is from london now.

london: no one from london is actually from london and even breathing is expensive.

cambridge: windy and full of equal amounts of homeless drug addicts and public schoolboys. the junkies are nicer.

oxford: same number of cunts as cambridge but easier to escape from due to all-night bus to london

edinburgh: a goth turned into a city. basically london but slightly more scottish.

glasgow: it is impossible to tell whether people are angry or happy.

aberdeen: las vegas at the point when vegas starts crying uncontrollably

belfast: do not order “an irish car bomb” OR “a black and tan” here.

wolverhampton: really, really don’t.

norwich: count people’s fingers. mutations walk here.

coventry: like plymouth, bombed flat in ww2. like plymouth, failed to take the hint. like plymouth: do not alight here.

wells: so tiny and filled with country bumpkins that it got used as the setting for the VILLAGE in hot fuzz. there is also a suspiciously low crime rate…

imagine-darksiders:

The horsemen, looking at a skyscraper that’s taller than the Crystal Spire then turning horrified gazes onto their human companion: But…. you don’t have… wings?…! What if you…. Fall??

Human: Ikr lmao

fistopher:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

I’m just living for the fact that some of y’all haven’t even bothered to contact support to get your blogs unflagged because aside from having a blurred avatar, you can just continue to blog like normal. This site is something else. LOL.

kashuan:

Me as a child: *creates an entire complex dystopian dungeon story with a vet clinic set and a couple toys with character development, conflict, and an edge-of-your-seat finale*

Me now, as a writer: *clinks two characters together* hehe they’re kissing

vivid-escapist:

digdembones:

digdembones:

digdembones:

digdembones:

If you are an adult man and you call teenage girls Babe I am going to crush your skull like a grape

Literally imagine talking to a child like this

“Me and my husband who are two consenting adults in a long-term relationship call each other babe so I think every adult male stranger should be able to call underage girls babe too”

is what I’m getting from this

Local Dumbasss Knew What They Were Getting Themselves Into and Did It Anyways